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Wisdom #1132: I'm a Fun Guy from Yuggoth.

Wisdom #408: OK, who stopped payment on my reality check?

Wisdom #1084: I don't want anybody else; when I think about you I touch myself

Wisdom #312: Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of Death. No one hears your screams.

Wisdom #1158: If I were you I'd dance naked in the middle of the street just to embarrass you.

Wisdom #1160: If at first you don't succeed, try following the instructions.

Wisdom #1153: IBM: It's Become Monolithic

Wisdom #587: Technology for the Country Folk ... PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time

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