Wisdom

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Wisdom #342: My wife keeps complaining I never listen to her . . .or something like that.

Wisdom #419: A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.

Wisdom #1549: This statement is false.

Wisdom #1231: Just as Schopenhauer predicted, absolutely nothing is happening.

Wisdom #1382: Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.

Wisdom #129: If you're born again, do you have two bellybuttons?

Wisdom #923: Don't force it, use a bigger hammer.

Wisdom #357: Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.