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Wisdom #338: Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.

Wisdom #1670: You can't lick the system, but you can certainly give it a damn good fondling...

Wisdom #1197: It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion. It is by the Coca-Cola that the thoughts acquire speed, the lips acquire stains, the stains become a warning. It is by caffeine alone that I set my mind in motion.

Wisdom #880: Cthulhu for President -- for when you're tired of choosing the _lesser_ of the two evils.

Wisdom #576: The World's Shortest Books #3. Staple Your Way to Success

Wisdom #1487: The following statement is not true:

Wisdom #117: What was the greatest invention before sliced bread?

Wisdom #1608: We don't hate vegetarians, we just think they're funny.

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