Wisdom

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Wisdom #230: 3 Biggest Engineering Professor's Lies: - Some day this course will come in handy. - These tests are more trouble for me than they are for you. - This is the way they do it in industry.

Wisdom #1455: Take no prisoners, we can't feed them.

Wisdom #184: I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use. Perhaps toothpicks?

Wisdom #974: Fish heads, fish heads, roly-poly fish heads

Wisdom #1110: I once waxed the floors of a nursing home, pulled off all the rubber feet on the walkers, and yelled "FIRE!"

Wisdom #1210: It would seem that no matter how you slice it, it still comes up Velveeta.

Wisdom #732: "How many tentacles has Great Cthulhu got?" "Too many."

Wisdom #827: Bad times for virii -<