Wisdom

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Wisdom #1504: The only way to amuse some people is to slip and fall on an icy pavement.

Wisdom #780: After all, we only go around once. There's really no time to be afraid.

Wisdom #733: "I guess the joke's on me," she said

Wisdom #728: "But we'll never survive!" "Nonsense. You're only saying that because no one ever has."

Wisdom #731: "How do you get all those coins?" "IN PAIRS."

Wisdom #510: Never stand in, on, above, below, beside, or anywhere near a grave,tomb, crypt, mausoleum, or other house of the dead.

Wisdom #852: Bugger off.

Wisdom #387: Forget the Joneses, I keep us up with the Simpsons.